Top Ten Things You Should Never Say To A Cop

[supermodellista]

Top Ten Things You Should Never Say To A Cop

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

8. I pay your salary!

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.


And the Number One thing you should never say is...


I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

[Rooney]

I liked #4.

[FormulaDrifter]

Oh Crap!!! this is funny!! and i though it would be dumb....thought wrong again Joe......

[Nemesis]

11: Hello sir, i mean Ma'am...

happened to me....

[MrodDrft]

lol good stuff

[TougeDorifuto]

I swear to drunk i'm God Ossifer
or
when they ask for your licensce you hand them your Initial D card.

[Ex-Cat]

No, no...the best thing to say to a cop goes to a friend of mine. While the cop was running plates and such, he managed to pass out. Moral of the story, silence is golden.

[markeese180sx]

lol i like number 8..imagine a guy yelling "I PAY YOUR SALARY" that would be great

[ToplessFC3Sman]

Ive had a cop hit me before... that was funny cause no apparent damage was done, even tho I checked under the car and everything. My exhaust fell off about 2 days later tho, so I guess something went wrong.

[jooser]

this sux here, a little while ago, bout a month, a friend of ours was pulled over, while the pi...police officer was running his plates he had a heartattack and died there.....sad man

[the_finn]

the cop or your friend?

either way it sucks

[JDM_DRIFTER2001]

12. oficer: sir. you eyes look red have you been smoking weed. Person in car: no officer. hey officer you eyes look glazed have you been eating donuts. lol

[monkeymagic]

Originally posted by JDM_DRIFTER2001
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hahahahha thats soo good.

[BL1TZ_W1NG]

i think i seen this on speedoptions.com

any way cool stuff

[nedinic]

number 7 and 4 lol