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    Super Blow Off Valve - Squirts water out of your engine to soak people near you in convertibles


    Plastic tires - You'll never need to put air in your tires again. Offers excellent traction on hot days


    Exhaust wax - Wax your exhaust system to give it that new car look. It also adds 5 - 10 hp


    Concrete Pistons - Never blow a piston again. Easily use over 150 shot of NOS. Rock solid performance.


    Stage 1 Weight Reduction - Using a drill we lighten your car. Drilling out holes and getting rid of unnecessary material. We drill holes in rotors, body, engine, and glass.


    Stage 2 Weight Reduction - Same as 1 plus drilled seats, exhaust, rims, and air bags


    Ultimate Sun Block Tinting - Using a giant tarp sun won't come in. It also increases aerodynamics for high speed racing


    High Flow Water Injectors - Allowing more water to go through your engine increases torque and hp while lowering engine temps




    Nitrous purge valve simulator - discrete fog machine is installed into your engine compartment. When you hit a switch inside the car, the fog comes out of a tube placed on your car simulating the nitrous purge valve.


    "Imported" Automotive Duct tape - This is the duct tape of choice for the ultimate car enthusiast! There are many uses for this great tape: Making your own projector headlights, just mask off the whole headlight and cut a few holes in the tape. You can make a windshield banner by placing strips of this tape across the top of your windshield. If you have a steady hand, you can cut out your favorite aftermarket company's logo and have a cheap set of stickers to decorate your car! The uses are limitless! Comes is 10 different colors to match your color scheme. **Imported straight from Japan! for that JDM look!**


    Psycho flasher - This is a great mod to add to your list. This flasher comes straight from the factory with that popular fast flasher look. Makes your car look fast, even when turning.


    20 inch steelie rims - Most cars come stock with 13 or 14 inch steel rims. This set of 20 inch rims let you switch hubcaps and still have that huge wheel look!


    Coffee can exhaust - Straight from Columbia, this true coffee can is slightly modified to fit on any vehicle. It will make you car should like a swarm of Mexican bees as it cruises the strip.


    Automotive spray paint - Large enough size to paint even the biggest Civic, this spray paint comes in a 1 gallon size; enough to cover your whole car. Comes in the most popular colors; Baby blue, retina burning pink, plasma purple, and chameleon color changing paint. "Give your car a new look with the ease of spray paint"


    Lowering bricks - These lead bricks weigh 120 lbs apiece. They will lower your car 1 inch for every 4 bricks. Just place 1 brick at each corner of the car for that lowered stance. ** or achieve that slammed look with our lowrider kit. (12 120lb bricks!) Caution: may hinder acceleration.


    Underbody spark kit - This flint strip attaches underneath your car to replicate that sparks that fly out of a race car when it bottoms out.


    Port-A-Wing - This wing looks like many popular aftermarket spoilers, but it can be attached to your trunk-lid via 2 large suction cups! If you own more than 1 vehicle, you can swap this wing between both cars!


    Big Tach - If you thought the monster tach was big...... think again! This tach is 2 FEET in diameter with a 14,000 rpm sweep. Replaces the passenger seat.


    Blow off valve horn - Replaces the stock horn in your vehicle with the sound of a high powered blow off valve. Just press the horn button to get the turbo'd sound everyone loves!


    Variable window tint - Akin to the self-darkening glasses; this tint darkens in the sun to block out all of the harmful rays!

    Credits to Xautos.com

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    Super Blow Off Valve - Squirts water out of your engine to soak people near you in convertibles

    Greatest one.

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    • #3
      concrete pistons go BOOM! hahahaha, I like that one for some very very strange reason.









      lol, i mean think about it! really!



      BOOOOOM!




      EDIT: and with a 100hp shot of nitrous, HAHAHA! Nice post

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      • #4
        [QUOTE]Big Tach - If you thought the monster tach was big...... think again! This tach is 2 FEET in diameter with a 14,000 rpm sweep. Replaces the passenger seat.[/QOUTE]

        whoin there right mind.... nevermind im overflowing with anger

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