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how i survived my afternoon with the el camino of fear
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my friend has a old 65 gto and he is getting this really sweet 454 from a catalog one of the crate motors in summit i think its got like 470 hp i think and a outrageous amount of torque he saw me out once in a old crap box nova that my other neighbor owned and now he wants to see what he can do with this thing.... sigh .. there goes my summer helping him get that thing ready to drift with
cant wait to get custom stuff and finally get to pick up my s13 from my grandfathers house ROAD TRIP!!!!!!!!!!1
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that evil old uncle jesse clone has finnnaly done it. he went out to FT. Bragg and pist off the ricers and crotch rocketeers along with the supa cracker dodge neon boys with that damnned el camino i finnaly got some money and a car that my dad didnt sell on me ( my poor beloved 560 sel room for 5 girls and me..........sob !) as i was riding in the crap box known as my brothers accord its a 87 that has seen much better days . wesaw old david tearing monkeyass down bragg blvd in the el camino going ballsout crazy in the thing and my cocky little punk of a brother said that old man thinks he got speed im gonna school him in speed (in a old ragged out 87 accord lx-i right ) but i ddint notice what my brother had been doing to his car well he hopped it u pquite a bit and it had noticable torque since thsi is a honda i was very impressed but not enough to say he could even catch up the that chariot of satan called the EL CAMINO OF FEAR!!!!!!!!
well it went down i n a period of about 45 minutes the old man went and did a burn out of epic porportions and kicked rocks up a t the ricvers and neon homeboy crew and then he call the crotch rocket boys pansy poncy weak sisters with out a ball hair among the lot of them and threw more rocks in the air and toreass off well its kinda like that max boost thing in import tuner with everyone after him to kill him but he lost them all and the toreass of*Censored**Censored**Censored*ain down the road and back on home when i got back he was nurseing a 40 oz of mickeys malt liquor and a pack of lucky strikes and watching wrestling when i went over. he was still chortleing since he had it al on camera cause he had me rigg up a little cam corder to have his ego boosted for being a mean old bassard well he said since i told him that i told about his insanity on here he told me to tell all of you to stay out of the cops way since the 30 year cycle conspiracy theory of his states that gas and inflation goes up every 30 years like its doing now ok now the old farts happy
and remember if it looks like crap
smells like crap
and tastes like crap
its probly taco belll
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Originally posted by HX-50
http://www.turbominivan.com ultimate sleeper, 1989 dodge caravan, my friend had one, came stock with a turbo engine, with $250 in bolt ons he was running high 12's in a 1/4 mile don't believe it? check out the video section. Nothing was better than seeing steve burn a civic at a drag strip then saying to the guy "not only did i completly embarras you but i have room for 8 of my closest friends to watch"
btw, you don't really know what your parents did until you ask em. My dad used to play chicken behind the wheel (2 cars going head on). Hard to believe.
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