Top Ten Things You Should Never Say To A Cop

[twcfc3s]

Originally posted by TougeDorifuto
I swear to drunk i'm God Ossifer
or
when they ask for your licensce you hand them your Initial D card.

omfg!!!lol...that *Censored**Censored**Censored**Censored* happens to me like a month agooo... that was embarassing!!!!!

[nedinic]

lol ha back in the day i showed some ppl my inital card (me and my friends had em) we told ever one its underground drifting and racing and touge n *Censored**Censored**Censored**Censored* like 2 years agoo

everyone like OMG KOOOOOL lol


anyways yea that be funny

[twcfc3s]

13-oficer: sir. you eyes look red have you been smoking weed. Person in car: no officer. i just packed in the trunk while i was burning ice..pffff lol... and then you blink your eye twice..

[twcfc3s]

Originally posted by nedinic
lol ha back in the day i showed some ppl my inital card (me and my friends had em) we told ever one its underground drifting and racing and touge n *Censored**Censored**Censored**Censored* like 2 years agoo

everyone like OMG KOOOOOL lol


anyways yea that be funny

now even my mom thinks tha talkumi its a cuttie!!lol..

[PolishA4Art]

14. Officer: "Do you know why I pulled you over sir?"
You:"Cause Dunken Dounuts isn't open at 2:30 in the morning?!?!?"

My friends dad did that he got a fat ol ticket for 500 bucks!

[adam]

15. do you know why i pulled you over?


No *oink*(that pig noise you make with your nose), i *oink* dont know *weeee (pig squeal) *weeee
got me a 250 ticket, but yeah it was worth it.

[98BlueStang']

he he...smartass...that's great.

[Spy001]

hah...i didnt say this when i got pulled over but i got a cop...completely on accident too....

a friend of mine, for some reason, likes to be called Bacon, and he works at 7 11. well i walked in today, and saw him, and without thinking, i blurt out "hey its bacon!" and then noticed a few minutes later that he had been helping a cop...

my bad... hah oh well he didnt say anything