Originally posted by Nightwalker
reasons why cars are better than women...
-they don't get jealous when they get together
-you can go to a meet just to talk about them
-you can ride them all day long, and they don't mind, and anytime
-they don't get headaches
-they don't get periods, wait an oil change is pretty similar
-after your girl breaks up with you, your car will still be there
-her tailpipe can actually be polished up to look nice
-her headlights are retractable (well at least on my car)
-no hair to clog up bathtubs
reasons why cars are better than women...
-they don't get jealous when they get together
-you can go to a meet just to talk about them
-you can ride them all day long, and they don't mind, and anytime
-they don't get headaches
-they don't get periods, wait an oil change is pretty similar
-after your girl breaks up with you, your car will still be there
-her tailpipe can actually be polished up to look nice
-her headlights are retractable (well at least on my car)
-no hair to clog up bathtubs
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